WHAT DID YOU LEARN ONLINE TODAY? BRILLIANT

http://hpmonitor.blogspot.com/2011/04/what-did-you-learn-online-today.html

What Did You Learn Online Today?

[Thanks to Sam Bark for the idea and Tom Paxton for the music.]

What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
I learned that the Arabs must be strong.
They are always right and never wrong.
The PA and Hamas are the finest men.
So their people never need to vote again.
I learned that Israel always shoots first.
Their human rights record is the worst.
I learned that Palestine must be free.
From the Jordan to the sea.

I learned that terrorism isn’t so bad.
I learned some great times the Palestinia­ns have had.
They killed in Munich and in France.
And I must defend them at every chance.

And that’s what I learned online today.
That’s what I learned online.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
I learned Jew hatred isn’t real.
It just helps them find land to steal.
No matter what you hear some say
No one hates the Jews today.

I learned that Mahmoud never told a lie.
I learned that only civilians die.
I learned that in Israel nobody’s free.
That’s what the internet said to me.

I learned that the Jews have no place here.
That Israel is America’s puppeteer.
I learned that AIPAC rules us all.
As it’s said in the “Protocols.”
And that’s what I learned online today.
That’s what I learned online.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
I learned that Lieberman is a thug.
I learned Netanyahu’s too damn smug.
I learned Meshaal is a good guy though.
Cause Sharmine Narwani told me so.

I learned that victims have the right.
To commit a massacre in the night,
And the only excuse that you ever need
Is they made your dad a refugee.

I learned that Qassams hurt no one.
I learned bomb shelters can be fun.
I learned that Jesus wasn’t a Jew.
And yes I swear that it’s all true.
That’s what I learned online today.
That’s what I learned online.

What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.

I learned that Israel should be gone.
That American aid should be withdrawn.
I learned that Jerusalem is Islamic.

And that Iran should be atomic.

I learned the PA should never budge
And to always, always hold a grudge.
I learned that if you take something from me
Then I can kill your family.

I learned that Islamists are my friends.
That Arab entitlemen­t never ends.
I learned that settlers should die for their crimes.
Including babies too sometimes.
And that’s what I learned online today.
That’s what I learned online.

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