MY SAY: HOLD YOUR BREATH?

Yesterday I walked past one of those gyms where buff people in designer gear exercise until they are ready to fall and then rush out breathless to quaff their organic veggie juices. While I watched many of them came out panting furiously and spewing carbon monoxide into the air. I quickly rushed away to avoid proximity to these planet destroyers, but it hard to avoid when one is almost run over by runners whose respiratory rates are twice the normal range of 12 to 18 breaths per minute.

If the President is serious about CO2 the gyms should all be closed and runners outlawed by fiat. He is really mad this time and remember:

“Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.”

 

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