TRUE OR FALSE-QUESTIONS FROM AN E-PAL
Thanks to e-pal Louis L……
My life has been getting harder and, at times, lonelier, but I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. The following is a recap of my current identity by many friends and family members.
I was born white, which makes me not only a racist, but a “privileged” racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am Jewish, which makes me an infidel.
I’m a patriot who believes in the Constitution and owning a gun, which makes me a radical right wing nut job.
I am older than 66 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.
I read, observe, and reason, so I doubt and vet much that the media, current administration, presidential candidates, and assorted inbox entries tell me, which makes me paranoid and delusional.
I am proud of my heritages and my inclusive American culture, which make me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me an illiberal obstructionist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me a cold-hearted, slimy capitalist.
I acquired with immense gratitude a good education using student loans, Pell Grants, and a merit grant which makes me an underachieving outcast.
I believe in the defense and protection of my homeland with defined borders, which makes me a regressive, anti-social, militaristic hawk.
I believe people who look like women should use “women’s” bathrooms & lockers and men who look like men use “men” ones, which makes me morally and ethically depraved, backward, and worse than Islamic terrorists.
I must be irredeemably deplorable, which makes me a Trump supporter.
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