HOLIDAY WISHES 2018
T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
THE GOP LAME DUCKS DID NOTHING BUT GROUSE
THEY ANALYZED AND GROANED AND COMPLAINED PLENTY
WITH VISIONS OF BIGGER LOSSES IN TWENTY TWENTY.
I TOSSED AND I TURNED WITH INTERRUPTED SLEEP
WITH NIGHTMARES OF DEMS WITH AGENDAS TO KEEP.
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
I SPRANG FROM MY BED TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
AN ANTI TRUMP RODEO WAS FORMING A LINE
NADLER, SCHUMER AND COMEY RODE IN ON SWINE
MUELLER WAS GALLOPING ON A HORNED STEER
HOLDING A RAT AT THE END OF HIS SPEAR.
BERNIE, BIDEN AND CORY TROTTED ON ASSES PAINTED BLUE
BETO, KAMALA AND GILLIBRAND SAYING #ME TOO!
A HUMAN CARAVAN HOISTING FLAGS OF DISPARATE NATIONS
SHOUTED AND FLAUNTED THEIR VOTER REGISTRATIONS.
THE CHAOTIC SCENE ALMOST MADE ME SCREAM
WHEN I AWOKE FROM THE TERRIBLE DREAM.
TOO LATE FOR SLUMBER I SAT UP AND REFLECTED
ON THE MANY GOOD POLICIES THAT TRUMP EFFECTED.
FAKE NEWS, CLIMATE FRAUD AND OBAMACARE TANKED
MORE JOBS, FEWER TAXES AND MORE INCOME BANKED.
IN TRADE WITH CANADA AND CHINA TRUMP HELD THE FORT
AND KAVANAUGH AND GORSUCH JOINED THE COURT.
ON NATIONAL SPEECH HE BECAME A DEFENDER
OF HE AND SHE AND REAL PRONOUNS OF GENDER
WHILE MERKEL, MACRON AND TERESA FACE DOOM
OPTIMISM AND PRIDE GREET OUR ENERGY BOOM.
WITH SINCERE HOPE THAT ONLY GOOD DREAMS COME TRUE
I WISH YOU A HAPPY NOEL AND A GREAT NEW YEAR TOO.
RUTH KING
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