https://amgreatness.com/2020/01/22/the-untalented-mr-schiff-and-his-unwatchable-vanity/
Senators will silently endure Schiff’s prancing and twirling in his new special make-up that suppresses those rosy apple cheeks.
After a lifetime of being insulated from criticism, the Lemony Snicket character Carmelita Spats acts with unshakable confidence in her talent as a performing artist. Vicious and cruel, she subjects her victims to a twirling dance that ends with her signature sign off, “And my name is Carmelita!” Fans of A Series of Unfortunate Events—or anyone who recognizes the archetype of the “stage” child—might feel a twinge of déjà vu as Representative Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) demands the rigging of the Senate trial with rules that allowed his hippity-hoppity kangaroo proceeding in the House to reach its predetermined result—the impeachment of President Trump.
Ugh! “Do we have to watch this?” everyone seems to be asking.
Like a family held hostage by an untalented stage child’s living room performance, there’s no escaping Adam “Carmelita” Schiff’s vanity. The House managers will get to perform their show to a captive and paralyzed Senate audience. It must be agony to watch untalented congressmen deliver nauseating speeches about supposed commands of our Constitution.
Schiff brayed that Trump’s actions were, “the trifecta of constitutional misconduct justifying our impeachment.”
To what section of the Constitution does he refer? The part he made up, of course.