T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE.
NOT A DEMOCRAT WAS STIRRING NOT EVEN A LOUSE.
I LIT HANUKA CANDLES WHEN THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
I RUSHED TO THE WINDOW TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
I PEERED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND PUT ON MY GLASSES
TWAS A BRIGHT RED SLEIGH PULLED BY EIGHT GLOOMY JACKASSES
WITH AN ORANGE HAIRED DRIVER SHOUTING WITH VERVE
“GIDDYAP YOU ALL YOU FORGOT WHOM YOU SERVE!”
“MAXINE, SCHUMER AND CIAMARELLI WHO BLOWS AND WHISTLES!”
“YOUR SLANDER AND BIAS WILL GET BLUNT DISMISSALS!”
“YON NANCY AND NADLER AND SCHIFF THE LIAR!”
“BRENNAN AND COMEY WITH OPINIONS FOR HIRE!”
“TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY IS WHAT YOU CHOSE!
SO YOU’LL FIND COAL IN YOUR FIREPLACE HOSE!”
“I’VE GOT TO RUN NOW BEFORE I SLEEP
WITH RALLIES AND BILLS AND PROMISES TO KEEP”
IN A GRACIOUS SPIRIT TO DEFUSE THEIR SPAT,
HE GAVE THEM EACH A GIFT WRAPPED MAGA HAT.
HE LEFT THEM TO PONDER THEIR FAILURE TO ADDRESS
PERTINENT ISSUES WHERE THE PRESIDENT HAD SUCCESS.
WITH THE COUNTDOWN LOOMING FOR NOVEMBER THIRD,
THEIR BOGUS TRIALS WILL LEAVE HIM UNDETERRED.
THEY VOWED TO CONTINUE WITH NASTY ALLEGATIONS,
BUT AMERICA’S BODY POLITIC IS WEARY OF ALL INVESTIGATIONS.
AS THE POLLING NOW INCREASINGLY AVERS
IT’S THE ECONOMY THAT MATTERS TO THE HIMS AND HERS.
SO WITH A HANUKA PRAYER FOR PRESIDENT DONALD THE MACCABEE
WHO JOUSTS WITH FALSE PROPHETS, FAKE NEWS AND THE CULTS OF P.C.
I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY HANUKA, A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A JOYOUS NEW YEAR!
Ruth S. King