https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2019/09/insinuate-incriminate-inca
Constable Plod asked me: “Are you able to describe the innards of that very room where Bixby says that he was interfered with most horrible ten years ago?”
“Well, yes, of course,” I replied. “I go there quite often. It’s a room in my club.”
“Ah-Ah!” Plod exclaimed. “So, you admit to being in the very vicinity where this grave offence happened?”
“No, I admit to nothing. I know nothing of the assault on Bixby. If it occurred, it wasn’t me. I wasn’t there.”
“Excuse me Mr Smith, but you have already admitted to havin’ been in the room.”
“Yes, but not at the time Bixby claims he was there, I responded.”
“Ah-Ah!” Plod exclaimed again. “And what time is that exactly?”
“Well, I don’t know, I wasn’t there,” I said in an exasperated voice.
“Now, now, Sir. No need to take that tone with me, I’m just doing my job. The fact remains that Bixby has provided me with a description of the room which matches up and which proves to me he was there. So, he was there and you was there. Now that’s what I call a fact. What do you say to that?”
“Look, I’ve been in the room many times and usually other club members are there too. Ask them! They come and go, so it is very unlikely that anyone would have the opportunity to assault Bixby.”
“So, Sir, are you saying that Bixby made the whole thing up?” Plod queried.
“I don’t know. All I know is that I didn’t do it.”