America rejoice! A multi-millionairess serial liar married to a multi-millionaire serial adulterer has just announced for the presidency of our country to save the middle class from impoverishment! (Or was it “income inequality”?) (Or was it “Chelsea Clinton in a Gucci dress, Mateo New York bracelet, Cartier bracelet, Garland Collection ring, Halleh ring,” as appears in this month’s [1] Elle [1]?)
Better tell Rosa Luxemburg, Lenin and Trotsky, not to mention Gil Scott-Heron. His song [2] got it wrong. The Revolution is going to be televised (until we’re blue in the face) and it will start in tony Chappaqua on a posh gated estate with pool and tennis court, guarded by the Secret Service with its own (exceptionally) private email system, infinite closed-circuit video surveillance and who knows what else?
Is everyone throwing up yet? Not even Maureen Dowd is buying [3]. Oh, well, American “liberalism” has been screwing the lower classes for the last fifty years. Why stop now?