HILLARY PAC’S TACKY ADS……READ THE VERSES

Stand with Hillary PAC released this masterpiece supporting Hillary Clinton’s potential campaign for president in 2016. (Stand with Hillary via YouTube)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU3hI8ML30#t=101

“I’ve been thinkin’ about one great lady like the women in my life
She’s a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she’s a lovin’ wife
Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady
She fights for country and my family”

 

Sure, it  has inspired less than favorable reviews:

http://jezebel.com/oh-my-god-this-song-for-hillary-clinton-is-beyond-awfu-1666728236

https://hotair.com/archives/2014/12/04/video-nothing-says-authentic-like-a-country-song-about-hillary-clinton-running-for-president/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/12/04/this-hillary-clinton-song-is-really-terrible-video/

But no review can do this  work of art  justice, neither the hathos ( aesthetic term denoting the sensation evoked by  finger nails dragging across  a blackboard) nor the  “Attention Wal Mart shoppers” condescension and utter contempt for the audience. You must experience the depths of  horribleness for yourself. So  listen to  the whole thing—I  dare you.

For those who would  like to savor  the libretto:

VERSE 1:

Lookin’ back in time, learnin’ hindsight’s always right

We came together in a way

A defining moment we all can celebrate

And now it’s 2016 and this time I’m a thinkin’

Guys put your boots on, and let’s smash this ceiling!

(YouTube / Stand With Hillary)

CHORUS:

I’ve been thinkin’ about one great lady like the women in my life

She’s a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she’s a lovin’ wife

Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady

She fights for country and my family, now it’s time for us to stand up

*BOOM BOOM CLAP*

*BOOM BOOM CLAP* With Hillary

Hillary!

Stand up

With Hillary

(YouTube / Stand With Hillary)

VERSE 2:

Don’t matter if you’re livin’ across this great land in a red or blue state

‘Cuz our American Dream is at stake

And there’s some Hard Choices that need to be made

We’re needing a leader who is tough and ready Who’s got vision

For me it’s Hillary

And that’s my final decision!

CHORUS:

I’ve been thinkin’ about one great lady like the women in my life

She’s a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she’s a lovin’ wife

Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady

She fights for country and my family, now it’s time for us to stand up

*BOOM BOOM CLAP*

*BOOM BOOM CLAP* With Hillary

Hillary!

Stand up America

With Hillary

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