MY SAY:HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!
T’was the night before Christmas, when in the Senate and House
Not a legislator was stirring not even Ryan the mouse.
Incumbents were home but hardly slept
Knowing the anger for promises not kept
The budget, and energy, immigration and Obamacare,
The Constitution defiled and the terror scare.
Were enough to fill their stocking with coals
Especially when parsing the latest polls.
Then I suddenly heard such a clatter,
I ran to the window to see what was the matter.
I peered through the window and put on my glasses
It was a miniature sleigh with eight tiny jackasses.
With a spry old driver, so lively and chipper
I knew in a flash t’was the ghost of the Gipper
“Debbie, Nancy, Durbin, and Sanders the jerk!”
He shouted with glee as he gave them their work.
“Schumer, Reid, Pingry, and Jackson Lee!”
Sweep the House and make it clean for the GOP!
With a smile and knowing and friendly look
He gave every pol Barry Goldwater’s book.
Another election may we all live to fight.
Merry Christmas to All and to all a good night!!
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