Last night, I talked to Dana Perino on Fox News about the supposedly inevitable next President. Barely had I left the studio when news broke of the defeat in a primary of the supposedly inevitable next Speaker of the House. The magnitude of what happened to the House Majority Leader at the hands of some wossname who wasn’t supposed to break 40 per cent is nicely summed up in this headline:
Eric Cantor Blew $168K at Steak Houses; Brat Spent $122K Overall
“Brat” is the name of the obscure economics professor who whupped him, not the Cantor campaign’s characterization thereof. Nevertheless, they made the mistake of condescending to the prof. Like so many other ingrate rubes in the despised “base”, he didn’t get it. The Chamber of Commerce wants an endless supply of cheap unskilled foreign labor, so the job of “mainstream” Republicans is to find a way of facilitating this without using provocative words like “amnesty”. Eric Cantor was the master of this, talking up coy cotton-candy maneuvers like the “ENLIST” Act.
Here’s what he said in his famous let’s-do-it-for-the-kids speech:
A good place to start is with the kids. One of the great founding principles of our country was that children would not be punished for the mistakes of their parents. It is time to provide an opportunity for legal residence and citizenship for those who were brought to this country as children and who know no other home.
It’s news to me that not punishing children for their parents’ mistakes is a “founding principle” of America. But no matter. Washington bigwigs have many attentive readers in the human-shipping industry south of the border, and so Cantor’s primary campaign coincided with the bizarre Bugsy Malone’s Camp of the Saints scenario currently playing out on America’s southern border.